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The Auction-House Magpie
Still a collector of shiny things — the shiny things just have lot numbers now. Your eye is the same; your paddle is new.
Not a preference — a habitus. Taste you didn't so much choose as inherit, then forgot you were wearing.
Taste posture
The taste, measured
Taste capital
Taste as a discipline. You know the producer, the vintage, and the correct opinion — lovingly insufferable.
The aesthetic disposition. Distance from necessity: you privilege the manner over the matter, form over function. Distinction is less a choice than a reflex. — after Bourdieu's three zones of taste
“Taste classifies, and it classifies the classifier.”— Pierre Bourdieu, DistinctionTaste capital tier: Bourgeoisie
Your place in the social space
After Bourdieu's map of taste: volume of capital up the side, composition across the bottom. The twenty-four, and you.
The spread — six cards, one life
Each card reads one corner of your life and points to a ware we'd stake our name on. Follow one and Tastety may receive a small tribute, at no cost to you.
Ways of seeing this card
“Seeing comes before words.”— John Berger, Ways of Seeing
You'll try anything once and owe nothing to any of it. Appetite without apology.
No single reading is the true one. The card you see depends on what you bring to it.
A still life of your taste
Readsseven tabs, three newsletters, no loyalty
Keepsa shelf of half-finished obsessions
Swears byeverything is worth trying once
Still Life with the Market Magpie · oil on canvas
After Berger: to have a thing painted was a way of owning it. Here is what you'd own.
The Market Magpie's taste guide
A field guide, not a rulebook — six standing orders for a palate like this.
- Eat
- The sampler, the flight, the half-portions — three new things beat one safe thing. The cart decides, and the cart is wise.
- Listen
- Playlists that change monthly and genres that haven't met before. Loyalty is for pets; curiosity is for ears.
- Wear
- The thrift find mixed hard against the sale rack. A wardrobe should read like a souvenir shelf.
- Go
- Anywhere with a market on day one. Then the next place — the itinerary is a suggestion the flight prices overrule.
- Read
- Three books at once, abandoned honestly. The unfinished pile is not a failure; it is a buffet.
- Skip
- Completing things for completion's sake. The loyalty card, the box set, the 'journey' — grazing is the destination.
- IOrder three new things; loyalty is for pets.
- IIThe sampler is not indecision. It is strategy.
- IIILeftovers are souvenirs. Collect generously.
Take this guide as confirmation. The gilded palate already knows most of it; the remaining entries are where the next season goes.
Your taste horoscope
Pick your star sign for a reading written for a Auction-House Magpie like you.
“To invite a person to your house is to take charge of their happiness for as long as they are beneath your roof.”— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste (1825)
Face a friend
Every card claims a table. Send the gauntlet, let them take the reading, and the deck will rule on the two of you — one dial, one verdict.